Couples who drink together stay together
I remember reading some article this past week about couples who drink together. Apparently, partners who consume about the same amount of alcohol have a higher chance of staying together versus those who have dissimilar drinking habits. This past week proves I have found my soulmate. My heart’s happy now, I don’t know about my liver.
SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED
- Douche: hey
- Nice girl:
- Douche: HEY
- Nice girl: what?
- Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
- Nice girl: excuse me?
- Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
- Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
A thought for the season
I dont need boxes wrapped in strings
and designer love and empty things
I need someplace where we could live
and something only you can give
and thats faith and trust and peace while we’re alive